Ohohoho~ What a horribly horrible paper… Eat shit, dear examiners

… And I hope you’ll somehow be able to see sense in what I’m writing between all the happiness because The Ruler’s back to blogging -she isn’t really, but she will be for a few minutes-

The update on my exams:

Biology W2 – Paper was okay-ish. I did better than I thought I’d do. Did my best. But then again, my all year average on that paper was somewhere around 27%… which is an U.

Statistics S2 – That was the day I lost all my love for statistics. Everything that made sense, no longer made sense that day. Also, that was the first time ever in my life I’d panicked because I couldn’t do a question. I think in three words, I shat it.

Maths C3 – Now, this was a lovely paper. As far as I can tell, I did wonderful. According to my calculations, I should lose no more than 2 marks. But then again, I must take into consideration the fact that I did no maths whatsoever for 3 weeks prior to the exam. And I went into the exam with only one mock paper to revise from (simply because I had two dreaded chemistry units that afternoon).
If you’d followed this year’s Apprentice, you’ll remember Ben’s “making money is better than sex” quote. To me, completing a difficult math is better than making money. Which makes it better than sex. Ahahaha~

Chemistry C4 and C5 – I found myself praying, “God, please help me. I’m shitting myself”. And then I found myself thinking, “that’s no nice way to talk to God”. And then, I apologised.
What pisses me off now is the fact that I’d figured out the answer to a calculation, but thought it was wrong and never wrote it down. It turns out that I was right. Apparently, Iron can have an oxidation state of +6.

Biology Unit 4 + 5 – Had my unit 5 paper been a human or a whimpering animal, I don’t think I would’ve hesitated to mercilessly mutilate it. Unit 5 is supposed to be respiration/evolution/genetics… There were more plants than anything else. Even if the question was on genetics and/or evolution, it was on how plants did it. I hate plants, and I hate biofuel. The two big topics. Tch. I was hoping genetics came up, but it didn’t. Neither did sexual reproduction -which I’d revised for- *cough*

I only have 3 more exams left. Two biology and chemistry synoptics, and one  maths C4. The Ruler needs all thy du’as and wishing wells. Oh yeah, she does indeed.

-The Mighty Ruler-